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The Hills sucks

Journal Entry: Mon Apr 7, 2008, 8:07 PM
  • Mood: Neutral
  • Listening to: "Still Alive" - portal end theme
  • Reading: Art History (not for fun)
  • Watching: Kill Bill
  • Playing: Navyfield
  • Eating: Doritos
  • Drinking: Gatoraide
Ok ok, this is a rant, i don't do them often but it must be done.

If any of you watch "The Hills" on MTV I'm sorry to break it to you, BUT IT SUCKS. It is by far the most god awful show I have ever ever ever seen. I only saw it because my room mate watches it every week while on the phone with his girlfriend and this week the main room was occupied so he used my TV. Dear lord, if you even think it is real please go back to pre-school. I think my IQ went down 2 or 3 points in that dreaded hour stuffed for of fake Drama. I'm pretty sure it's one of the leading causes for drama in relationships, chikas see this and are like, HEY I like this show, I'm gonna stuff full my life with as much fake drama as possible till I'm blowing my nose with a flap jack and whiping my ass with a canary . This is a freaking soap oprea for teens, even look at the names. Theres Spencer, Heidi, Jessi with out the e. I wouldn't be suprised if a Sky, Leyla, Sonny, Alexis and Carly suddenly crawled out of their mansion and joing the airheaded backstabbing social that is true life "Hills" drama. If you like fantasy so much to believe this then go watch Lord of the Rings or something, just as much fake, sexy elves, you cant go wrong. The Hills sucks.

here are a few quotes from the episode I watched.

"I don't need anymore friends, you're a good friend. I'm not going to just go and start hanging out with other people behind your back"

"It's like what we did before except instead of doing one of them we are doing six of them"

"I'm so jealous you went to New York without me"

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  • Current Age: 19
  • Current Residence: Pennsylvania
  • Interests: Interesting Things
  • Favourite movie: Depends
  • Favourite genre of music: Video Game Music
  • Favourite artist: Sponge Muffin!!!!!!!!
  • Operating System: Windows XP
  • MP3 player of choice: what's an MP3 Player?
  • Shell of choice: Turtle
  • Wallpaper of choice: I prefer wood panneling
  • Skin of choice: Scaley kind, though fur coated is ok as well
  • Favourite game: Final Fantasy 7 (what? It was a good game)
  • Favourite gaming platform: PC
  • Favourite cartoon character: Mini Moose (From Invader Zim)
  • Personal Quote: Does it matter
  • Tools of the Trade: MY CAMERA

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~Arai-Hime:iconArai-Hime: Apr 22, 2008, 6:18:49 PM
Thanks for the watch, Ren! ~:heart:

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~balorkin:iconbalorkin: Mar 29, 2008, 10:47:59 AM
thanks for the add! :+fav:

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~tronnie:icontronnie: Feb 27, 2008, 7:42:11 PM
lol your info is funny, i just noticed ^^
interested in interesting things.
wallpaper.. shell.. gawd XD :heart:

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~Rengokuy:iconRengokuy: Feb 17, 2008, 3:32:54 AM
>.> I'd be a liar if I said i wasn't envious...all I can make is a scarf. >.>
=minami63:iconminami63: Feb 17, 2008, 12:34:16 AM
Oh, right... I've seen that one! Yeah... it really does make me glad that I can just make stuff up as I go along!

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~Rengokuy:iconRengokuy: Feb 17, 2008, 12:24:57 AM
*face palms* Well either way it's great. The patterns online are awful, the only free sushi one is for a toilet roll cover >.>
=minami63:iconminami63: Feb 16, 2008, 11:20:47 PM
Yes, pretty much everything in my gallery is of my own design. My friends joke that I use cookbooks to crochet from instead of crochet pattern books... which is actually kinda true.

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~Rengokuy:iconRengokuy: Feb 16, 2008, 11:10:51 PM
Wow really! That's great. Best of luck <3 Your little sushis will proably win *drools a bit* I'm guessing they are all origional?
=minami63:iconminami63: Feb 16, 2008, 11:08:24 PM Mood: Joy
Thanks for the :+devwatch: and welcome to my crazy world! I have a really big craft competition coming up in October that I will be spending all of this year making entries for, so 2008 is gonna be a fun year!

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~MewZakuro88:iconMewZakuro88: Feb 16, 2008, 5:20:28 PM
You're welcome.

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~Rengokuy:iconRengokuy: Feb 16, 2008, 3:20:20 PM
well thank you, you are very nice <3 I will have to watch you now ^^ It's rare to come across nice people and your crafts are just so......delicious.
=minami63:iconminami63: Feb 16, 2008, 2:18:58 PM
No problem about not leaving a comment! I'm trying to think of a way I can thank everyone all at once (probably have it in my artist's comments from now on), in case this ever happens again because, yeah... going through each and every comment and fave I received is a bit overwhelming. I've been at it for four days and I still have nearly 400 to go! But I don't want people to think I'm ignoring them or taking them for granted. You guys took the time to look at my stuff and leave a fave or comment, the least I can do is acknowledge it.

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~Rengokuy:iconRengokuy: Feb 16, 2008, 2:07:05 PM
you're very welcome....I didn't leave a comment becasue...well honestly I didn't think you'd read it...there were many. But they are adorable, I tried to find some patterns after seeing them >.< <3
=minami63:iconminami63: Feb 15, 2008, 3:18:30 AM Mood: Joy
Thanks so much for the :+fav: on my Crochet Sushi! :sushi:

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